Poker Joke of the Week #10

OK, these are getting worse!! :) Does ANYONE know a good poker joke???

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A doctor tiptoes into the house at 5:00AM trying not to awaken his wife, but it didn’t help.

She woke up and asked “Where the hell have you been?”.

Guiltily he replied “OK, I admit it. I took my secretary to dinner and one thing led to another……”.

“Stop lying”, she interjected immediately, “YOU’VE BEEN PLAYING POKER!”

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