Poker Joke of the Week #3

An oldie but a goodie, I saw this one doing the rounds on the ‘net this week:

The Leprechaun

A guy was playing 10-20 holdem and was stuck about 300 dollars when he looked down beside the table and saw a little green leprechaun.

“Quit playing poker forever right now and I’ll give you a pot of gold worth a million dollars.”, said the little fellow.

The player replied, “Let me get even first.”